"When I ask the question, it means waitingfor the invitation to share.It also means being prepared for my friend to say,"No." but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. I used to wonder what I was waiting for, why there was always something that felt not quite right. I hate waiting but if waiting means being able to be with you, Ill wait for as long as forever to be with you!! You wait for everything. - Joseph Campbell See more ideas about Waiting meme, Text back meme, Funny quotes. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, Waiting Quotes and Sayings: People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. Love is when the other person's happinessis more important than your own.- H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Resenting someone, or hating someone, ensures thatyou can never emotionally escape that person.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, It hurts to love someoneand not be loved in return,but what is more painful is to lovesomeone and never find the courageto let that person know how you feel.- Anonymous, The moment a person forms a theory,his imagination sees in every objectonly the traits which favor that theory.- Thomas Jefferson, Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,I think that is a much greater hunger,a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.- Mother Teresa, Good for who? Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life. ""Good" is simply one person's preference.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, The most pathetic person in the worldis someone who has sight, but has no vision.- Helen Keller, If one does not understand a person,one tends to regard him as a fool.- Carl Jung. I was waiting for you. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh), You're off to Great Places!Today is your day!Your mountain is waiting,So... get on your way!- Dr. Seuss, The universe is full of magical thingspatiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.- Eden Phillpotts, Stress is always waitingjust outside your doorlike a vicious wild-dog.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, The world is more malleable than you thinkand it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape.- Bono, Make a conscious choice to livea serene and stress-free life.Stress is always waiting just outside your doorlike a vicious wild-dog.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, Life is lived in the waiting.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, The world is all gates, all opportunities,strings of tension waiting to be struck.- Ralph Waldo Emerson, We must let go of the life we have planned,so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.- Joseph Campbell, If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,you'll never enjoy the sunshine.- Morris West, Our creator is the same and never changesdespite the names given Him by people hereand in all parts of the world.Even if we gave Him no name at all,He would still be there, within us,waiting to give us good on this earth.- George Washington Carver, Spirit is always waiting to rush into us,but we are too full of worldly things.It is like trying to pour fine wine into a cup filled with mud -the wine is waiting, but the mud must be removed first.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, When you follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of trackthat has been there all the while waiting for you,and the life you ought to be living is the one you are living.When you can see that, you begin to meet peoplewho are in the field of your bliss,and they open the doors to you.I say, follow your bliss and don't be afraid,and doors will open where you didn't know they were going to be.If you follow your bliss,doors will open for you that wouldn't have opened for anyone else.- Joseph Campbell, The Sweetest Strawberry:A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger.He fled, the tiger after him.Coming to a precipice,he caught hold of the root of a wild vineand swung himself over the edge.The tiger sniffed at him from above.Trembling, the man looked down to where,far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him.Only the vine sustained him.Two mice, one white and one black,little by little started to gnaw away the vine.The man then saw a luscious strawberry near him.Grasping the vine with one hand,he plucked the strawberry with the other.How sweet it tasted.- Zen Koan, I am trying to own my own opinionsand offer what I know as an option,just as I would present a tray of appetizers for my guests.Here are several choices that I have created -if one looks good you are welcome to take it.In other words, I am training myself to say,"May I tell you how it is for me? We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. I don't understand why people do that!!! Funny Waiting Quotes & Sayings . Wherever you go, whatever you do, you know I love you...from my heart I really do. James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. She's a sight for sore eyes, waiting for a factory girl. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Good for what?There is no absolute "good. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Waiting. You can also search my large collection of Funny Quotes. it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, Please sign up on the form below to receive Enter one or two keywords to search these Funny Quotes. "We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting … But Patience, to preventThat murmur, soon replies, "God doth not needEither man's work or his own gifts. Why wait?- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single momentbefore starting to improve the world.- Anne Frank, Friends are those rare people who ask how we areand then wait to hear the answer.- Anonymous, Do not wait for leaders;do it alone, person to person.- Mother Teresa, Spirit has unlimited patience,and will wait for me to evolve.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, Drive Change, don't wait for change to drive you.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies downon the tracks of historyto wait for the train of the future to run over him.- Dwight D. Eisenhower, My JOY Factory is Immense.I don't wait for joy,I manufacture my own.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie, If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,you'll probably never do much of anything.- Win Borden, Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret.- Ralph Waldo Emerson, They Also Serve Who Only Stand and Wait- John Milton, A city is a place where there is no need towait for next week to get the answer to a question,to taste the food of any country,to find new voices to listen to and familiar ones to listen to again.- Margaret Mead, On His Blindness:When I consider how my light is spentEre half my days in this dark world and wide,And that one Talent which is death to hideLodged with me useless, though my soul more bentTo serve therewith my Maker, and presentMy true account, lest He returning chide,"Doth God exact day-labour, light denied? Everyone is just waiting. Let these funny Waiting Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day. People are dumb,panicky dangerous animals and you know it.Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knewthe Earth was the center of the universe.Five hundred years ago,everybody knew the Earth was flat,and fifteen minutes ago,you knew that humans were alone on this planet.Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.- the movie Men in Black, Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.- Oscar Wilde. We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. Showing search results for "Funny Waiting" sorted by relevance. You wait for years for operations that are routine in America. His stateIs kingly: thousands at his bidding speed,And post o'er land and ocean without rest;They also serve who only stand and wait.- John Milton (1608-1674), Love's gift cannot be given,it waits to be accepted.- Rabindranath Tagore, Love ... waits to be accepted.- Rabindranath Tagore, Destiny is not a matter of chance,It is a matter of choice.It is not something to be waited for,But rather something to be achieved.- William Jennings Bryan, A person who is nice to you,but rude to the waiter,is not a nice person.- Dave Barry, I love being married.It's so great to find that one special personyou want to annoy for the rest of your life.- Rita Rudner, The only fool bigger than the person who knows it allis the person who argues with him.- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec, I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity, Inside every cynical person,there is a disappointed idealist.- George Carlin, Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,and I'll tell you what his opinions are.- Mark Twain(paraphrase), What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?- Ursula K. Le Guin, To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To steal from many is research.- Anonymous, Think of how stupid the average person is,and realize half of them are stupider than that.- George Carlin, The person who says it cannot be doneshould not interrupt the person who is doing it.- Chinese proverb, What would be the use of immortality to a personwho cannot use well a half an hour.- Ralph Waldo Emerson, And you, Sonja, you look more beautifulstanding here than you do in person.- the movie Love and Death (1975), I can't go back to yesterday -because I was a different person then.- Lewis Carroll, A person who never made a mistakenever tried anything new.- Albert Einstein, Credit is a system whereby a person who can't paygets another person who can't payto guarantee that he can pay.- Charles Dickens, Friendship is born at that momentwhen one person says to another,"What!
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